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Monday, October 09, 2006

Just Moo it

Moove over Nike. Welcome to the uber-brand of the next decade, Cows. With offerings such as Wowie Cowie and Gooey Mooey, you can't go wrong.

In less salubrious bovine news, it seems that a bull went on the rampage in "the VVIP Lutyens' Delhi" yesterday. Here's a question for you:

A bull is on the rampage. A minister is walking by. The bull charges towards the minister. The minister says, "Stop! Do you not know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch." The bull rams into him and trots way. The minister lies on the pavement, bleeding. Then the camera zooms into his face. He turns into it and sings... what?

Bull ki jaana main kaun?

(Cow link via email from Dush Ramachandran, bull link via separate emails from MadMan and reader Uday Kiran.)

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