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Monday, September 18, 2006

You can have it all, Pooja

Pooja Bedi writes in the Times of India:
I visited a "gem guru" and was advised to wear a diamond for a good love life, and ruby for a successful work life. I was also told I had to make a clear decision, as I couldn't wear both.
What to say now about such rubbish? I can't be bothered to sympathise with any woman who goes to one of these dopes and chooses between a diamond and a ruby. They don't have to choose. They can just say:
Dude, gem guru, I want it all and I'll have it all and you men can't staaarp me, ok? And do you notice my pet cow, Gobari, standing at my side? In precisely 30 seconds she will piss on you most seductively. Let me see which of the 19 stones you are wearing protects you. Go Gobari!
And that's the cue for an immense moo.

(Um, is this a cow post? Ok then -- Previous posts on cows: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31 , 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56.)
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