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Thursday, August 31, 2006
Let the cow decide when to hug
Reuters reports:
You may hug a steak, though.
(Link via separate emails from Arun Verma, Patrix, Dhoomketu and Shiju Thomas. I'm, like, overwhelmed.)
Previous posts on cows: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31 , 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54.
Keep your distance. Avoid eye contact. And even if it looks cute, never hug a Swiss cow.Good. For too long now, cows have been treated like women, hugged and caressed regardless of consent. This is not good when it comes to women, and it's quite as bad when it comes to cows. Cows have feelings. Cows need their space. Respect cows.
Responding to numerous "reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle" along Switzerland's picture-perfect Alpine trails this summer, the Swiss Hiking Federation has laid down a few ground rules.
"Leave the animals in peace and do not touch them. Never caress a calf," the group's guidance, posted on the website www.swisshiking.ch, reads.
You may hug a steak, though.
(Link via separate emails from Arun Verma, Patrix, Dhoomketu and Shiju Thomas. I'm, like, overwhelmed.)
Previous posts on cows: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31 , 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54.
