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Thursday, November 16, 2006
A tale of two hungry Martians
Two Martians, flying towards Earth, are having a conversation:
Nghffrx: My friend, Swrtxf, I am hungry.
Swrtxf: My colleague, Nghffrx, I am afraid you will have to wait. The nearest planet is earth, and they don't have any food there, as far as I know.
Nghffrx: Oh, Swrtfx, this is most terrible. I might be forced to start eating this spacecraft, and where does that leave us?
Swrtxf: You are most melodramatic, Nghffrx. Oh wait! Look! Do you see that?
Nghffrx: What? Where? Who?
Swrtxf: It's a KFC logo! They have KFC on Earth. The heavens be praised.
Nghffrx: Wheeeeee! Drive down, quick!
Yes, it's true: KFC is now visible from outer space.
(Link via email from n.)
Nghffrx: My friend, Swrtxf, I am hungry.
Swrtxf: My colleague, Nghffrx, I am afraid you will have to wait. The nearest planet is earth, and they don't have any food there, as far as I know.
Nghffrx: Oh, Swrtfx, this is most terrible. I might be forced to start eating this spacecraft, and where does that leave us?
Swrtxf: You are most melodramatic, Nghffrx. Oh wait! Look! Do you see that?
Nghffrx: What? Where? Who?
Swrtxf: It's a KFC logo! They have KFC on Earth. The heavens be praised.
Nghffrx: Wheeeeee! Drive down, quick!
Yes, it's true: KFC is now visible from outer space.
(Link via email from n.)
