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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Brangelina v Indian Mystic
I don't particularly like astrologers, my good readers will know. But even they can have their uses. Check out what one bugger called Anand Soni got up to in Pune:
And the next morning, Brad would get up with a beatific smile on his face, turn to Angelina and say, "Jenny, my love, get the whip, no."
(Link via email from Sanjeev Naik, who also points to more on Aniston.)
(Some earlier posts on astrology etc: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.)
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will split next year and Brad will run back to his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, according to an Indian astrologer. Mystic Anand Soni met with the couple in Pune, India, where they are shooting new movie 'A Mighty Heart' - in which Angelina stars and Brad is producing."Pfaw," Angelina must have exclaimed when she heard this, before unleashing a Lara Croftian kick that split Soni's brain in four, very tiny pieces. Then she would have led Brad off to her makeshift boudoir in Sindh Colony.
According to India's Mumbai Midday newspaper [sic], Soni informed a shocked Brad
and Angelina that the 'Fight Club' actor was still "mentally very much together" with his ex Jennifer.
And the next morning, Brad would get up with a beatific smile on his face, turn to Angelina and say, "Jenny, my love, get the whip, no."
(Link via email from Sanjeev Naik, who also points to more on Aniston.)
(Some earlier posts on astrology etc: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.)
