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Friday, September 15, 2006

Manmohan Singh goes mile-high

No, no, not for this, but to celebrate his wedding anniversary.

I heard Manmohan Singh and George Bush had a conversation recently (their first after this one):
Bush: Hey, Manmotor, what're you doing to celebrate your wedding anniversary? Bring your wife to Texas, I'll lend you some non-aligned horses?

Manmohan: Mr Bush, it's Manmohan, not Manmotor. And no, I'm not coming to Texas.

Bush: Going on a second honeymoon to that Kovalamp place then, Manmouth?

Manmohan: Mr Bush, Manmohan, not Manmouth. And Kovalam, not Kovalamp. And no, I'm not going there.

Bush: Quiet evening at home then, Manmortgage?

Manmohan: Manmohan, not Manmortgage. No, not at home.

Bush: Dinner? You'll take her to dinner, Manmaori?

Manmohan: Manmohan, not Manmaori. No, not dinner.

Bush: Then what're you planning, Manmohan?

Manmohan: Manmohan, not Manmo... oh, good, good. [Pause.] Actually, we're just going to get high.
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