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Monday, August 28, 2006
"Eternal Salvation Or Triple Your Money Back"
The Church of the Subgenius certainly knows its marketing.
I think all religions should have money-back guarantees. I mean, what're you supposed to do if you blow yourself up and land up in Heaven™ and there are no virgins there? "We ran out of them centuries ago," the gatekeeper tells you, "didn't you get the SMS?" So what're you going to do then, sue?
I think all religions should have money-back guarantees. I mean, what're you supposed to do if you blow yourself up and land up in Heaven™ and there are no virgins there? "We ran out of them centuries ago," the gatekeeper tells you, "didn't you get the SMS?" So what're you going to do then, sue?
