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Saturday, February 12, 2005


A horse, a goat, a dog and a cow died and went to the gates of heaven. There, they were met by a DJ at the gate. (Modern times and all that. What’s wrong with a DJ doing part-time gatekeeping?) The DJ said to them, “listen, I’ll let you all in, but first tell me, tell me, tell me [DJ’s do this], what can you contribute to the mix?”

The horse said: “A neigh.”

The goat said: “A bleat.”

The dog said: “A bark.”

And then the cow said: …
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