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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Jessica Simpson launches breast-awareness campaign

Her own breasts, that is. The Onion writes:
Amid growing personal concern that the subjects are not receiving enough national attention, singer–actress Jessica Simpson announced the launch Monday of an ambitious, multimillion-dollar campaign promoting awareness of her breasts.


According to Simpson, breasts are the leading cause of film careers among women ages 18 to 35. However, if agents and producers fail to screen them early and often, the resulting lack of public awareness could lead to a rapid deterioration of sexy roles and, eventually, a premature end to one's career.
Tee. And hee.

And you know what? It's funny enough to be true.

(Link via email from Manish Vij.)
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