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Friday, September 08, 2006
Breaching airline security
An anti-terrorism expert takes a bomb into a couple of international flights to prove the fallibility of security checks. Serious shit.
And for non-serious shit, John Hargrave takes a vibrator on a flight with him. He also gets a "[f]ree back-of-the-handjob." (Link via email from MadMan.)
Speaking of smuggling things into places, four gents in an El Salvador prison get caught hiding "cellphones, a phone charger and spare chips in their bowels" so that they can "coordinate crimes from their cells."
Superb pun there, which reminds me of an old Beavis and Butthead episode in which a cellphone gets shoved up their neighbour's butt by a gent they're giving prank calls to, and then they call that number, causing the phone to vibrate inside the boy's butt, bringing much agony. I was an employee of MTV when I first saw that episode, and immense pride came. Sigh, such times.
Update: Young Gera points me to The Explainer, which discusses how much material one can shove up one's pichhwaada. What to say now?
And for non-serious shit, John Hargrave takes a vibrator on a flight with him. He also gets a "[f]ree back-of-the-handjob." (Link via email from MadMan.)
Speaking of smuggling things into places, four gents in an El Salvador prison get caught hiding "cellphones, a phone charger and spare chips in their bowels" so that they can "coordinate crimes from their cells."
Superb pun there, which reminds me of an old Beavis and Butthead episode in which a cellphone gets shoved up their neighbour's butt by a gent they're giving prank calls to, and then they call that number, causing the phone to vibrate inside the boy's butt, bringing much agony. I was an employee of MTV when I first saw that episode, and immense pride came. Sigh, such times.
Update: Young Gera points me to The Explainer, which discusses how much material one can shove up one's pichhwaada. What to say now?
