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Wednesday, August 09, 2006
The Young Man and the Fish
Hemingway wouldn't have been very impressed by this story.
I can just imagine the sturgeon in question thinking, "How would you like it if I rode a landcraft over the land you live on and created waves of land that disturbed your repose? Huh? How would you like it if I went out to have landfood on weekend evenings and ate your relatives on nice shiny crockery? Huh? I so want to catch you in a net and dig a fork into you, but as I don't have a net on me now, this will have to do."
WHOMP.
Meanwhile, my plant is singing a song in the corner of the room. I think it's Pour Some Sugar On Me.
(Fish link via email from Arun Verma.)
I can just imagine the sturgeon in question thinking, "How would you like it if I rode a landcraft over the land you live on and created waves of land that disturbed your repose? Huh? How would you like it if I went out to have landfood on weekend evenings and ate your relatives on nice shiny crockery? Huh? I so want to catch you in a net and dig a fork into you, but as I don't have a net on me now, this will have to do."
WHOMP.
Meanwhile, my plant is singing a song in the corner of the room. I think it's Pour Some Sugar On Me.
(Fish link via email from Arun Verma.)
