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Saturday, July 15, 2006
What not to do when you fall in love
Doofus falls in love. Doofus wants to go to airport to meet Loved One's sister. But Doofus doesn't want Loved One's daddy to notice him. So what does Doofus do?
Doofus wears a burkha and goes to the airport.
Then the cops catch him, and they think Doofus is a spy. Here, read this report of the proceedings.
There is no mention, sadly, of what Loved One's daddy thinks of all this. I wish Doofus all the best, though, and hope he finds true love, or a good pair of falsies, or whatever it is that his heart desires. Just think next time, okay?
Doofus wears a burkha and goes to the airport.
Then the cops catch him, and they think Doofus is a spy. Here, read this report of the proceedings.
There is no mention, sadly, of what Loved One's daddy thinks of all this. I wish Doofus all the best, though, and hope he finds true love, or a good pair of falsies, or whatever it is that his heart desires. Just think next time, okay?