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Thursday, July 13, 2006

"Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

That's one of the top ten pick-up lines in the world, according to this story.

I get it all the time, needless to say. Must be the hair.

Update: Patrix emails me with his favourite line: "Is that a ladder up your stocking or a stairway to heaven?"

And what if the chica in question actually does have a ladder up her stocking, and she takes it out and says, "Yes, it's a ladder, I work in construction." What're you going to do then? Huh? Huh?

Update 2 (July 15): Krishna Moorthy writes in to tell me his favourite line: "If I said you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?"

He also sends in ""Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only Ten I see." I don't like that so much. That's like all those 4th-standard Thailand and Bangkok and Pattaya gags. What kind of a girl would fall for puns like that?
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