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Friday, May 20, 2005

Give us this day our daily groceries

MadMan, beware. Mid Day reports:
On May 18, the Bandra police nabbed five cooks armed with weapons, attempting to rob a grocery store in Bandra. The kingpin is believed to be a cook who works at singer Mahendra Kapoor’s Khar residence.

It is learnt that the five had attempted three robberies at a grocery shop at St Paul’s road, Bandra (West), but were unsuccessful.

Yes, I can imagine them planning the heist:
Ringleader: Ok, Ramu, you go for the tomatoes, Shamu, you go for the lettuce, and Mamu, you go for the cauliflower. Um, Pajamu, why're you crying?

Pajamu: The onions, boss, the onions.

Coming to a grocery near you.
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