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Wednesday, August 02, 2006
"I was hungry and wanted some milk"
Possible defence for the four-year-old kid charged with molestation in Patna, you think?
Actually, given the reputation Bihar and UP and so on have, for fudging age so that guys touching their 30s play under-19 cricket, the kid might well turn out to be much older. I can imagine the kid being interrogated.
"And how old are you, young man?"
"I'm not a young man, I'm a baby. I'm just four years old."
"What the fug? How can you be four? You have a frigging beard."
"But I also have diapers. See, see. I can pee in it if you want. Uncle, uncle, show me your whistle."
Actually, given the reputation Bihar and UP and so on have, for fudging age so that guys touching their 30s play under-19 cricket, the kid might well turn out to be much older. I can imagine the kid being interrogated.
"And how old are you, young man?"
"I'm not a young man, I'm a baby. I'm just four years old."
"What the fug? How can you be four? You have a frigging beard."
"But I also have diapers. See, see. I can pee in it if you want. Uncle, uncle, show me your whistle."
