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Thursday, August 17, 2006

I'm going to explode

Passenger with brown skin and long beard calls airhostess over.

Passenger: Excuse me, there is something I need to tell you.

Airhostess: Yes sir, what is it?

Passenger: I'm going to explode.

Airhostess: What? Oh my God! Help! Security!

Old woman sitting besides the man: Wait. I'm going to explode as well.

Teenage girl sitting behind them: Me too. I'm going to explode.

Geriatric man besides teenage girl: I'm also going to explode.

Nine year old boy in front seat: I've already exploded. Hee hee.

What's going on? See this.

(Link via email from The Invizible Man.)
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