An Australian psychologist charged with indecently assaulting a patient told a court on Tuesday that forcing his female patient to wear a dog collar and call him master was within a psychologist's ethical guidelines.Heh. That should clear up self-esteem issues fast enough.
Update: Rishi writes in:
I've always wanted to be a shrink. I'd go around zapping my office colleagues to a height of six inches and then crushing them like ants.I'm going to have nightmares about six-inch-tall ants now.