I arrived in Delhi a couple of hours ago by a late-night flight on Jet Airways. The plane landed where the international flights do, and after we got down, a bus was taking us all to the domestic arrival terminal. It was the longest bus ride ever. So I turned and said to the gentleman besides me:
"This is the longest bus ride ever."
He looked at me carefully, thought for a bit, and said:
"No, it's not."
Joy.