Ian Botham is in a jeep, travelling through Madhya Pradesh in a jeep, two South African friends by his side. Suddenly, a group of rowdies stop the jeep.
They peer inside.
Their leader turns back and says something to his men. Instantly, they pull the South Africans out and start beating them up.
Hours later, a tired cop asks them why they did that. The reply comes:
"We had to beat them up. Those two men were carrying Beefy in their jeep."
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Yes, yes, I know, it's a ridiculous story, why did I even bother, yada yada yada. But is this not quite as ridiculous?